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Captured! Actual "Ex-Gay" Support Hot Line Call

I propose in Fuzzy "Ex-Gay" Math that since Exodus gets so many thousands of people contacting them weekly, perhaps they should open up a call center in Bangalore.
Listen to how the Homo No Mo technical support specialist carefully assists a troubled "ex-gay" with his pressing burden.

this is an audio post - click to play

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Anonymous said…
Brilliant. Just brilliant!
10:31 PM
Anonymous said…
Hilarious! You could find work in Mumbai easily.

It's funny because it's true.
1:56 PM
kurt_t said…
Oh yeah, like Della Reese isn't a gay icon on par with Brenda Lee and Edith Piaf!
2:00 PM
Willie Hewes said…
Very funny! Audio posts rule!

Yes, I imagine it's exactly like that. I'm sure they must have outsourced it by now, how could anyone keep up?
3:41 PM
Anonymous said…
As someone who works in technical support (thankfully no longer in first line) i love the fact that you have the tech support patter so perfectly!
The comment about escalating the call to second line support almost made me snort my liver out through my nose i was laughting so d**n hard!
You're a genius, keep up the good work.
3:56 PM
Anonymous said…
I never realised they were so busy at these places. I now understand why they don't reply to my e-mails.

Tiga.
7:27 PM
Jonathan said…
i've wet myself!
7:52 PM
Anonymous said…
Good fun!

Left me trying to imagine what sort of music they might have used whilst you were 'on hold'... not the Brokeback soundtrack anyhow!
7:39 AM
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Peterson, YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!!!!
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