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Xmas gifts for YOU!

I know some of you do not celebrate Christmas, but when gifts are involved, we can all get into Xmas.

Looking at recent comments, I drew up a little Xmas victim list. I then expended personal energy to visit the Christmas Craft Fayre here in Crieff, Scotland. I hauled my camera along to capture specially "cyber gifts" for you. (which means I am too cheap to buy actual gifts, but instead will film the items I would have bought for you had I been less of a cheap bastard.)

You may think some words are not correct in their spelling, but if you are from the US, just assume I am using British spelling. If you are British (or a colonized subject of the Queen), just assume I am using American spelling. If you are Swedish, Du er en het spädbarn. (Anna HP, I found about 40 gifts that you would like--you are easy to buy for. While Grace/Pam, I had no clue. Christine, you already got your gift :-)

iMovie is all new to me (I don't yet have the geeky cool skills of Daniel Gonzales). Hope you enjoy this five minute quest for the perfect Xmas gift just for you.

Comments

Anonymous said…
Oh sweet P I love you haha. I love christmas and thanks to my dear brother M it might just turn out okay this year even though I really didn´t have my hopes up for it. I just decorated my tiny christmas three (My flat is 25 squaremeters) and I baked christmas-cookies with Mum today so it´s all chrissy ding ding where I am. All I need is snow :)

ps! I lost my voice singing karaoke. if you find it, please send it to me :)
Anonymous said…
oh i love it!!!!!!!!!!! That was such a good video. I wish i could figure out how to do that I would have videos on my blog all of the time.

Whisky sounds like a really good present to me ;)
Alex Resare said…
Whisky and a video with a gorgeous man in it, I am more then happy!

God jul Petersön!
Christine Bakke said…
Good thing you already had given me a gift, since I don't think I'm old enough to drink Whisky...
Anonymous said…
Ah, whiskey, the gift that the keeps on giving :-) Merry Christmas back at ya ...
Diana_CT said…
I will lift my glass to you and toast the Holidays.....
“Peace on Earth and good will to all.”


Peace
Anonymous said…
Do I get some virtual whisky for XMas, too??!.....

-- Tom D.
(who hasn't yet shopped for your virtual present, but there's still time)
KJ said…
Now that I know that you don't like Christmas, what am I to do with this pair of virtual panty hose I bought for you?
Anonymous said…
Ha ha ha! That was excellent. :D

Thanks for the virtual giftings. Dang, you blog so much! O.o I thought you said you'd take it easy for a while, how are we all supposed to keep up?

Just kidding, keep up the goodness. And happy New Year/other.

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