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Narcissist Gone Wild

The first week in May I have requests to present in Denver and in Northern England. Time to take action. Time for America's Next Top Peterson...(with apologies to Daniel Gonzales, Steven Fales, Steve Schalchlin, Lance Carroll, Chuck D and the love of my life.)

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Anonymous said…
Peterson,

I'm not sure I would be a good candidate. I mean, I don't ramble on about myself or anything like that. I didn't try religion as the ultimate cure. I didn't spend two decades trying to change my sexuality. I didn't spend lots of money on therapy. Wait a minute, I did do those things. We should talk.
Nonsequitur said…
Disturbing, yet perky and personal. Keep up the good work ;-)
Annis said…
Not having met the other candidates, I am sure Tartex is the best one, most definately. coming to think about it, tartex is queer. pretty colors, fancy cover, a smooth inside, comes in different tastes and spices .. in would love to see the tartex version of the identity monologe :)
Willie Hewes said…
Cute! And so funny.

Have you ever moved house Peterson? It sucks!!!
pw, yes, let's talk. how about you put up a demo on YouTube :-P

nonsequitur, so glad that I can disturb you still. Phew.

anna, Tartex! Yes, an identity monologue with just Tartex. Love it!

willie, have i ever moved house?! Yes, whole continents away. Yes, it sucks. Hope that you have some help from those boys of yours.
Anonymous said…
That was cute

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